Oh dieting blues

“I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon.”
― Ellen DeGeneres

“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.”
― Erma Bombeck

Ah Julia Child, you are wise

"The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook."
— Julia Child


“I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food”
― Erma Bombeck

“I come from a home where gravy is a beverage.”
― Erma Bombeck  

Funny chubby kitty quotes

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