Monday, May 28, 2012

I'm fat but I'm with personality sayings

I'm not fat , I'm just easy to see!

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Funny Food vs Diet Quotes

There are two food groups in the world. The one you put cheese on, and the one you put chocolate on.


Revenge is a dish best served cold. Revenge is Sweet ... Therefore.... Revenge is ice cream.

Funny Quotes about overeating

Cyndi Lauper claims that "girls just wanna have fun". Pfft please, girls just wanna eat without getting fat. 

I'll always be there to listen to your problems as long as an obscene amount of ice cream is involved.

Funny Exercise sayings

When I exercise, I wear All Black. It's like a funeral for my fat.

 If you wanna fly you got to give up the shit that weighs you down.