Oh dieting blues

“I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon.”
― Ellen DeGeneres

“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.”
― Erma Bombeck

Ah Julia Child, you are wise

"The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook."
— Julia Child


“I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food”
― Erma Bombeck

“I come from a home where gravy is a beverage.”
― Erma Bombeck  

Funny chubby kitty quotes

Hey if they are bothering you while you're trying just say...

Informative

Stay inside!

 

randyotter

Sport is cruel, stay inside and get fat.

Time to hit the gym

 

Have you ever see a photo of yourself and it kinda ruins your day? 

More Chocolate

Things are getting worse  please send more chocolate