Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Oh dieting blues

“I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon.”
― Ellen DeGeneres

“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.”
― Erma Bombeck

Ah Julia Child, you are wise

"The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook."
— Julia Child

“I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food”
― Erma Bombeck

“I come from a home where gravy is a beverage.”
― Erma Bombeck

Friday, September 21, 2012

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Thursday, June 14, 2012

Probably mean dieting sayings

Go ahead have a dessert, it definitely will not derail the diet you're so not obviously on.

Monday, June 11, 2012

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Funny Food vs Diet Quotes

There are two food groups in the world. The one you put cheese on, and the one you put chocolate on.


Revenge is a dish best served cold. Revenge is Sweet ... Therefore.... Revenge is ice cream.

Funny Quotes about overeating

Cyndi Lauper claims that "girls just wanna have fun". Pfft please, girls just wanna eat without getting fat. 

I'll always be there to listen to your problems as long as an obscene amount of ice cream is involved.

Funny Exercise sayings

When I exercise, I wear All Black. It's like a funeral for my fat.

 If you wanna fly you got to give up the shit that weighs you down.