Funny Dieting Quotes: May 2012

Monday, May 28, 2012

I'm not fat , I'm just easy to see!

There are two food groups in the world. The one you put cheese on, and the one you put chocolate on.

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Revenge is Sweet ... Therefore.... Revenge is ice cream.

Cyndi Lauper claims that "girls just wanna have fun". Pfft please, girls just wanna eat without getting fat.

I'll always be there to listen to your problems as long as an obscene amount of ice cream is involved.

When I exercise, I wear All Black. It's like a funeral for my fat.

If you wanna fly you got to give up the shit that weighs you down.

Dieting sucks, Give me a cupcake!

My head says go to the gym but my heart says stay on the internet forever and eat.

Everything I like is either immoral, Indecent, or fattening.