Oh dieting blues

“I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon.”
― Ellen DeGeneres

“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.”
― Erma Bombeck

Ah Julia Child, you are wise

"The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook."
— Julia Child


“I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food”
― Erma Bombeck

“I come from a home where gravy is a beverage.”
― Erma Bombeck  

Funny chubby kitty quotes

Hey if they are bothering you while you're trying just say...

Informative

Stay inside!

 

randyotter

Sport is cruel, stay inside and get fat.

Time to hit the gym

 

Have you ever see a photo of yourself and it kinda ruins your day? 

More Chocolate

Things are getting worse  please send more chocolate

Funny dieting tips

Haha I dont care that I'm fat because...

My relationship with food

Heh pringles. Behave!

I have a love hate relatinship with my fridge

Does Running Late count as exercise?

What??

Call me fat Amy

Probably mean dieting sayings

Go ahead have a dessert, it definitely will not derail the diet you're so not obviously on.

Funny exercise quotes

My Favourite exercise at the gym would probably be judging.

Funny Dieting Denial quotes

No it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.

Funny Chocolates quotes

If you cant resist them... well join them...

Homer Simpson always gets it right

I'm fat but I'm with personality sayings

I'm not fat , I'm just easy to see!

Funny Food vs Diet Quotes

There are two food groups in the world. The one you put cheese on, and the one you put chocolate on.

 

 

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Revenge is Sweet ... Therefore.... Revenge is ice cream.

Funny Quotes about overeating

 

Cyndi Lauper claims that "girls just wanna have fun". Pfft please, girls just wanna eat without getting fat. 

I'll always be there to listen to your problems as long as an obscene amount of ice cream is involved.

Funny Exercise sayings

When I exercise, I wear All Black. It's like a funeral for my fat.

 If you wanna fly you got to give up the shit that weighs you down.

Oooh Cute Posters

Dieting sucks, Give me a cupcake!

Funny workout quotes

My head says go to the gym but my heart says stay on the internet forever and eat.

The meanest thing a boy could say to you

I could Resist Everything except Temptatation

Everything I like is either immoral, Indecent, or fattening.